Bwaha, I can just imagine a pretty, frazzled, German woman frantically shoving things into a sack while customs is all "tut tut."

Poor guy, I'm my father's only child so he definitely would not take it well if he ever found out.

I know I want 2.5 kids (.5 being the animal) at some point in my life, I'm only 20 now so I have time and I'll be adopting due to complications so *dances*